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+<H1><SMALL><A HRef="/">Lady’s Computer</A> ∷ </SMALL>About</H1>
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+ <H2>About this Site</H2>
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+ <CITE>Lady’s Computer</CITE> is a humble home for my various digital creations on the internet.
+ The name began as a joke/reference to the early <CITE>Pokémon</CITE> games, when the in‐universe cloud storage for Pokémon was literally called “Someone’s P·C”.
+ You could, of course, also log into Prof Oak’s P·C to get your Pokédex evaluated, or log into your home P·C to access your storage.
+ This site is like the last of those:
+ It’s remote storage for my various files and digital clutter that you can log into from the internet.
+ It’s designed and organized the way I would like to use it, and I hope that in your time here some of that personality shines through.
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+ If you’re technically‐minded, I have a growing number of modules, scripts, and other code available on the <A HRef=https://git.ladys.computer>Gitweb instance</A> attached to this site.
+ Otherwise, I have a <A HRef=https://blog.ladys.computer>blog</A> which may interest you.
+ More functionality will probably be added to this site over time!
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+ <H2>About Lady</H2>
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+ I’m a writer who got into programming because she wanted to publish her stories on the internet, and who got <EM>good</EM> at programming because she spent way too much time conlanging when she was in college and needed tools for dealing with that.
+ I’m a fan of Nintendo games and have been known to write fanfiction about them.
+ I’m also a dyke and a Gender Studies major, so I’m not one to shy away from speaking openly and frankly about sexuality.
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+ If you want to contact me, I am @·able over on the (Mastodon‐compatible) fediverse <A HRef="https://glitch.cat.family/@Lady"><CODE>@Lady@cat.family</CODE></A>, where I mostly yell about pornography in <CITE>Zelda</CITE> fanfiction.
+ You can also send me a message via electronic mail; my name is <CODE>lady</CODE> and my website is <CODE>ladys.computer</CODE>, so I’m sure you can figure the rest out.
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